If you prefer: I have the Google Doc version for you—written in Garamond. 🙂 DISCLAIMER: ALL CHARACTERS, SETTINGS, AND OTHER ELEMENTS DEPICTED IN THIS PIECE ARE INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY OWNED BY THE SHOW’S CREATORS—ZACH HADEL AND MICHAEL CUSACK—AND THE ORIGINAL NETWORK, ADULT SWIM. THE FOLLOWING SHORT STORY IS A WORK OF FANFICTION AND DOES NOT CONTRIBUTEContinue reading “Smiling Friends: Pim and Charlie Make A Client Smile On Account That They Are Being Threatened By A Sharp Bloodied Sword”
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Yonder Pouch
DISCLAIMER ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN THIS STORY—EVEN THOSE BASED ON REAL PEOPLE—ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. ALL REFERENCES TO DIFFERENT INTELLECTUAL PROPERTIES SHOULD BE ASSUMED AS PARODIES AND NOT ACTUAL REPRESENTATIONS OF THE PROPERTIES THEMSELVES. THE CONTENT AND IDEAS OF THIS STORY ARE OF THE AUTHOR AND NOT OF ANY EMPLOYERS THAT HE MAY OR MAYContinue reading “Yonder Pouch”
A Morning of Coffee with David
An Evening of HistorTEA sequel Author’s Note Hello, fellow reader. Thank you for taking the time to read my lovely creative nonfiction piece. I had the honor of crafting an anthology piece that serves as a sequel to my previous HistorTEA installment–even if no one asked for it, I still delivered. Yes, there are someContinue reading “A Morning of Coffee with David”
Blue Pen Multiverse
Here’s a cleaner Google Doc version if you prefer this one I’m excited, Charlie! Today is a great sunny day TO MAKE KIDS SMILE! I think you had a little too much caffeine, Pim. Laying on the brown couch just below the Aztec-influenced artwork and a family portrait on the wall, Timothy Martinez took aContinue reading “Blue Pen Multiverse”
A Evening of HistorTEA With David
Preface Hello everybody, and thank you for accepting my invitation to join me in my tea time. Before I get into sampling, I would like to say that I had written this piece for one of my classes I had this past semester, and so far, I think it came out nice and polished. IContinue reading “A Evening of HistorTEA With David”
All Sales Final
Ring. “That’ll be thirteen-sixteen,” Rick Velasquez told a man purchasing some beer and cigarettes once a collected ring from Sonic the Hedgehog went off. The man gave Rick fifteen dollars for the items guaranteed to internally alter the user inside-out through excessive usage. Rick gave him the change, and a default “have a good one.”Continue reading “All Sales Final”
Xenophobia Must Go
Not only is the virus spreading, but xenophobia against Asian communities is as well. Having heard of many atrocious attacks against Asian elders, community members and businesses does not sit well with me at all. From an assault against an elder Thai man in San Francisco, to the head of a tech company harassing anContinue reading “Xenophobia Must Go”
Uri the Hail Up. We’re Done Freezing
Harvey’s northern cousin, Uri, came to visit. The last time Houston had a snow fall before the recent events was back in December of 2017 that Friday. Events like these tend to bring excitement towards Texans, as they only see sun-scorching temperatures even during the sunniest wintry days. I remember how much of a frosty,Continue reading “Uri the Hail Up. We’re Done Freezing”
Rioting is Not Right (Its Too Right)
“Is it safe for us to have a presidential inauguration in two weeks?” ^ Plot twist: I’m not asking that because of COVID concerns. ^ I mean, yeah, that is also an important factor to take account of when doing this historic event; the virus spreads too rapidly and so does the violence and otherContinue reading “Rioting is Not Right (Its Too Right)”
Social Media Detox Experiment
“Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few moments even you.” — Anne Lamott
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